whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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