just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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