After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Your topless pictures make me question reality
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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