It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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