And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Dicks are not precious.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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