i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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