Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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