were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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