My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
How naked do you want me to be?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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