I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize
