Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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