Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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