she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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