i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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