I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He shit in the fireplace
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