he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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