just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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