I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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