Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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