Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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