Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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