i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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