Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.