I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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