just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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