there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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