Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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