i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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