My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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