This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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