I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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