he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
