so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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