Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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