I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Randomize
