why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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