that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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