I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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