yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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