I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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