just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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