Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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