found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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