I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
how drunk are you?
Several
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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