we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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