Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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