Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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