so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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