Your tits are I can't wait for
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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