Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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