Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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