ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
