Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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